Shaky Start, but, here goes.

Okay. So my mad blog skills have yet to be fully honed. Or honed...at all. Whatever. There are more important things afoot. Like the first entry for a revamped blog! As the as-yet-to-be-properly-edited-title says; this is now and henceforth shall be The Blog of Weird-Terrible-Odd-Gross Food.

(Much like Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, only not necessarily about bad days, just bad food. After all, one's day must not necessarily suck because of bad food, right? Erg. Let's hope not.)

Without further ado, here is day #1's FOOD NIGHTMARE:



Behold people, one, or more, of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Just sayin'...