Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Burger King "Breakfast"?

So everyone knows that commercials get old once you've seen/heard them about a million times. And there are some scary commercials on TV. (take Snuggie Cult to the tune of the Macarena, for example--it's very irritating, mostly because The Macarena ends up in your head for the rest of the day.) Another irritating series of commercials come straight from fast food Hades; otherwise known as Burger King.

The official BK website has this truly frightening "have it your way" flash "game"; in this "game", you build a meal--this ends up being an exercise in recreating Frankenstein's monster. It is truly disturbing. So breakfast at BK in "all new" and all scary. Take this for example:

Pile of breakfast crap.

the nutritional info alone is enough to send your heart into arrhythmia. It reminds me of An Old Favorite, which was taken off the market soon after its release. Why then can BK sell something that is much worse for you and likely tastes just as horrible? And here's another offender: The Breakfast Ciabatta Club Sandwich...Ewwwwww. I have to admit, the blueberry biscuits look good, but I still wouldn't be caught dead eating them. Then there's the breakfast bowl. Wow...what would Patton Oswalt have to say about this.

And why does everyone have a bowl of some kind now? It's scary. Like PO said, "here, have some pre-chewed mush". Gross.

So here's a question, which fast food breakfast is the worst, in your opinion? Curious a to what you all think.


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