The Bacon Has Arrived!

Not like it ever really left though. This is my obligatory BACON POST!!

I think that we should begin with fast food bacon burgers. They are everywhere...

Wendy's has the Baconator. I hear it is pretty good, but makes your chest hurt almost immediately. Checkers has Baconzilla, which looks like a total rip-off of the Baconator. I must admit that I haven't personally tried either of these. Hey, I love bacon. It's my second favorite food (after hot dogs). Another one I've never tried but always wanted to was theDouble Bypass at The Vortex. And yes, those are two grilled cheese sandwiches hugging that half pound burger and fried egg. Whew...That is frightening...

But has the love of bacon gone too far? I mean, jeez, chocolate-covered bacon with sprinkles? Yikes.

And I do NOT believe that "everything should taste like bacon"...Some things should NOT taste like bacon. I certainly like the Sociological explanation of the bacon craze...It's all about backlash!

I do really dig the "This Week in Bacon" Blog! Sweet!

And I leave you with this gem:

Refreshing BACON SODA!!!



You are WELCOME!

Oh Micky D's: why must you do this?

All I have to say is...IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK--



And it still ACTUALLY looks like this:



and some moron out there needs this...



...in order to assemble it properly...

Thank you very much McDonald's for grossing 99.9% of the population out (even more than usual) at least once a year for the past 28 years! Way to go!