Bacon Unites us ALL!

...Um, unless you are kosher, vegetarian, vegan, on a low-sodium diet, low-fat diet, low-protein diet, or care about your health at all...

So the above claim is false. But--moving on...

There's a new addition to the Bacon-Craze that is inexplicably sweeping the nation:

Found care of Think Geek, which is the best catalog OF ALL TIME.

Do with it what you will. And, fellow eaters, live long and eat plenty of bacon (although those two concepts do not mesh well; you get the point.)