Pizza Hut is a frequent health violator. I mean, they have those heart-attack-inducing Toscani Pasta boats. And of course, my personal favorite, Meat-Lovers Stuffed Crust Pizza (which I have said before, I will never eat again. Not after finding out how many calories and how much fat one slice has--550cal/27g fat--scary crap).
But not to be outdone...by...um, themselves, Pizza Hut has now introduced the "Ultimate Stuffed Crust Pizza":
And yes; this is, unfortunately, real. For $12.99 and a down payment on your cholesterol, you can get a 3-topping pizza with Sausage, pepperoni, bacon, and cheese stuffed into that boring old crust. What this means is that, basically, you COULD get sausage, pepperoni, and bacon ON the pizza as well--making it essentially a meat lovers meat stuffed crust pizza.
As the cunning wordsmith Gwen Stefani so eloquently state, "That s*** is bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)...So what about the "nutrition" facts: Hold onto your stomachs folks...(drumroll, please...)
wait, WHAT? It has fewer calories and fat than regular meat-lovers stuffed crust? Shenanigans! Oh, ok...that is if you get just cheese on the pizza.
Hey, I say go all out. If you are going to consume this monstrosity, really DO IT. Don't be a wimp. Get a meat-lovers meat stuffed pizza. That's like 8 serving of meat. I might actually have to try this at some point.
Don't you judge me!
