Bacon Unites us ALL!

...Um, unless you are kosher, vegetarian, vegan, on a low-sodium diet, low-fat diet, low-protein diet, or care about your health at all...

So the above claim is false. But--moving on...

There's a new addition to the Bacon-Craze that is inexplicably sweeping the nation:

Found care of Think Geek, which is the best catalog OF ALL TIME.

Do with it what you will. And, fellow eaters, live long and eat plenty of bacon (although those two concepts do not mesh well; you get the point.)

Oh no, I am totally screwed.

Oh man...in doing research on scary fast food, I came across this:

Oh My GOD.

Please note #5. Which is one of my favorite things in the world. Meat-lovers stuffed crust pizza. And I will never eat it ever again. Sad, but true.

Nightmare New Junk for 2011.

Where does McDonalds come up with this gross crap that they call "healthy"? It even looks grody in the commercials, and in person? Well, you be the judge:

I have to admit that I've had weddings on the brain. But when I saw that McDonald's had struck again. Fast food receptions--why not? But Hong Kong offering McD's receptions? Blarg.

One last one: This is just gross. Fairly certain that my fiance won't even be able to read this entry because of that. Sorry Honey!